“Orc Mage”
September 2000

This guy has received probably the most criticism out of all my works, mainly because some folks think that he doesn't look like an orc. Of course I play the "have you seen a real-life orc?" card in response. Really now, given the fact that my orc bibliography consists of a variety of creatures, what's the standard to go by? Tolkien? Sorry, you got the wrong guy!